What happens when a snow storm is blown out of proportion by the news media? This new film by Michael Bay documents the impact of a winter storm on Pittsburgh news reporters in the sequel to his blockbuster Armageddon.
The Port Authority asked Benstonium to create an ad campaign to promote the grand opening of their big budget North Shore Connector project. After doing some research on the project, here is what we send back to them. We hope it’s what they had in mind!
The Burgh’s most trusted handyman/jagoff finds himself at PNC Park in a life or death situation involving two Pittsburgh icons and only enough time to save one. It won’t be the baseball team that implodes if he doesn’t put down his Irons and get focused, as things are about to blow up faster than Lloyd […]
Benstonium re-imagines classic films as if they were “Made In The Burgh”. In this iconic scene from A Clockwork Orange, the visual stimulation of some of Pittsburgh’s most despised moments proves too much for yinzer Alex.
Get Ready Yinz Jags! It’s the NEW Joe Rivers Casino With the first underground illegal gambling ring to advertise on local television, Joe Rivers hopes to compete with the growing trend of legal casinos in the Burgh. Joe Rivers has invested nearly $25,000 from his discount taxidermy services and illegitimate betting into a stellar marketing […]
After defeating the Red Wings, Petr Sykora was asked what kept him going through the lengthy overtime periods. He said it was Domino’s pizza. Playing off that interview, I made this Penguins Stanley Cup “Commercial” supporting the pizza that helped beat Detroit in Triple Overtime. We’ll see how long before it gets removed by the […]
As the Mighty Ducks are slumping, Coach Bombay is fired and they’re introduced to a new addition to their flock…former Washington Capitals coach / Humpty-Dumpty look-a-like Bruce Boudreau. This wacky parody by Benstonium.com is destined to become a modern Disney classic.