In this semi-true account of a fictional meeting between Jaromir Jagr and Coach Bylsma, the highly-sought-after, over-the-hill Czech and his trusty agent Petr Svoboda, listen to the head coach’s argument for why he should play in Pittsburgh.
The Port Authority asked Benstonium to create an ad campaign to promote the grand opening of their big budget North Shore Connector project. After doing some research on the project, here is what we send back to them. We hope it’s what they had in mind!
Benstonium Exclusive: A pre-made Hines Ward farewell tribute video was leaked out of the Steelers’ Media Office this past weekend…seems like they knew his fate all along. As it appears from the video, the Steelers are already preparing for a PR backlash when the time comes to make a decision about Ward, pushing most of […]
Guess who’s in trouble again? Big Ben is tied up somewhere in Heinz Field and in thirty seconds he will either be blown apart, or further suspended. Jagruber has the unfortunate job of saving the problem-plagued Pro-Bowler, but will Jagruber’s everflowing blonde mullet become a bigger distraction than Ben’s off-field antics?
A parody of ‘You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch’ featuring everyone’s favorite commissioner, Roger Goodell. After his wallet grew three sizes after the last Steeler game, Benstonium created ‘You’re a Mean One, Mr. Commish’ in his honor.
Get Ready Yinz Jags! It’s the NEW Joe Rivers Casino With the first underground illegal gambling ring to advertise on local television, Joe Rivers hopes to compete with the growing trend of legal casinos in the Burgh. Joe Rivers has invested nearly $25,000 from his discount taxidermy services and illegitimate betting into a stellar marketing […]