Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.

Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.

Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.

Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.

Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.

Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.

Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.

Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.

Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.

Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.

Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.

Parody of the announcement that Andrew McCutchen has been traded to the Yankees, with Phil Kessel.