Created by Benstonium Contributor Alexander Messmer. You might have won this time, Darth Vegas…
Cincinnati Bengals LB Vontaze Burfict gets his Forrest Gump on after interception against Pittsburgh Steelers’ Landry Jones.
New Press Secretary’s Qualifications: -Back-to-Back Stanley Cup Champion. -Ate the most hot dogs in history. Period! -America.
After injuring Sid “The Kid” Crosby, these WANTED signs of Matt Niskanen have been hanging up around PPG Paints Arena.
It’s official… the Washington Capitals won hockey! The banner has already been raised.
All of Pittsburgh is talking about recently fired local news anchor Wendy Bell, and I’m getting hungry.