More elusive than his last few months in office.
They’re out-of-stock, yinz are out of hope.
How will the roads survive without year-round construction?
When the ‘slaw runs out, yinzers will starve.
A documentary gone horribly wrong.
Undead? Or just under the influence?
Sitting there for eternity… or until you park.
Kiss your asphalt goodbye.
The food is to DIE for.
A yinzer’s worst nightmare is when the tunnels are closed!
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It’s a dinnertime nightmare!