This offseason, Crosby uses “PensCeption” to allure the league’s best to play for Pittsburgh. Starring Sidney Crosby and Zach Parise. Directed by Christopher Nolan. Creative concept by http://www.thepensblog.com
Guess who’s in trouble again? Big Ben is tied up somewhere in Heinz Field and in thirty seconds he will either be blown apart, or further suspended. Jagruber has the unfortunate job of saving the problem-plagued Pro-Bowler, but will Jagruber’s everflowing blonde mullet become a bigger distraction than Ben’s off-field antics?
BREAKING NEWS: The remnants of Hurricane Sandy have reached the Pittsburgh area and zombie looters have taken over Parkway Center Mall. See this EXCLUSIVE news report from Benstonium News Network — “Always Late. Always Breaking.” This Production is Brought to You By Excuses Bar & Grill (http://excuses.benstonium.com) Writing/Creative nod to Chris Katella
The Port Authority asked Benstonium to create an ad campaign to promote the grand opening of their big budget North Shore Connector project. After doing some research on the project, here is what we send back to them. We hope it’s what they had in mind!
As the second Presidential Debate was wrapping up on October 7, 2008, Tom Brokaw’s view of the teleprompter was obstructed by Senators John McCain and Barack Obama. What ensued was all-out chaos! Take a look…