The Port Authority asked Benstonium to create an ad campaign to promote the grand opening of their big budget North Shore Connector project. After doing some research on the project, here is what we send back to them. We hope it’s what they had in mind!
BREAKING NEWS: The remnants of Hurricane Sandy have reached the Pittsburgh area and zombie looters have taken over Parkway Center Mall. See this EXCLUSIVE news report from Benstonium News Network — “Always Late. Always Breaking.” This Production is Brought to You By Excuses Bar & Grill (http://excuses.benstonium.com) Writing/Creative nod to Chris Katella
When Tom Brady moves into his first apartment, he enjoys his newfound privacy. But that privacy quickly vanishes when Peyton Manning, a previously unknown cousin from a distant island, shows up wanting to move in. Together, they overcome scandals involving HGH and deflated balls, all while hilarity ensues!
Get Ready Yinz Jags! It’s the NEW Joe Rivers Casino With the first underground illegal gambling ring to advertise on local television, Joe Rivers hopes to compete with the growing trend of legal casinos in the Burgh. Joe Rivers has invested nearly $25,000 from his discount taxidermy services and illegitimate betting into a stellar marketing […]
As the second Presidential Debate was wrapping up on October 7, 2008, Tom Brokaw’s view of the teleprompter was obstructed by Senators John McCain and Barack Obama. What ensued was all-out chaos! Take a look…
Benstonium Minute with Nathan Marshall – “The Twerk” [9/16/16] A 60-second recap of the week in Pittsburgh sports takes a look back at a week in which a dance had everyone talking and a Buccos game turns into a WWE match.