Guess who’s in trouble again? Big Ben is tied up somewhere in Heinz Field and in thirty seconds he will either be blown apart, or further suspended. Jagruber has the unfortunate job of saving the problem-plagued Pro-Bowler, but will Jagruber’s everflowing blonde mullet become a bigger distraction than Ben’s off-field antics?
Benstonium re-imagines classic films as if they were “Made In The Burgh”. In this iconic scene from A Clockwork Orange, the visual stimulation of some of Pittsburgh’s most despised moments proves too much for yinzer Alex.
Johnny Manziel is at it again; this time trying to evade local law enforcement helicopter after an incident was reported involving the troubled Cleveland Browns quarterback. Meanwhile, elsewhere, Ray Liotta shed a tear.