Parodying the film “Raging Bull”, “Raging ‘Guin” documents the rise and fall of legendary boxer/Penguins goaltender Brent Johnson and his struggles with NHL Coach/boxing mentor Dan Bylsma and fictional brother Marc-Andre.
Get Ready Yinz Jags! It’s the NEW Joe Rivers Casino With the first underground illegal gambling ring to advertise on local television, Joe Rivers hopes to compete with the growing trend of legal casinos in the Burgh. Joe Rivers has invested nearly $25,000 from his discount taxidermy services and illegitimate betting into a stellar marketing […]
In this semi-true account of a fictional meeting between Jaromir Jagr and Coach Bylsma, the highly-sought-after, over-the-hill Czech and his trusty agent Petr Svoboda, listen to the head coach’s argument for why he should play in Pittsburgh.
Benstonium re-imagines classic films as if they were “Made In The Burgh”. In this iconic scene from A Clockwork Orange, the visual stimulation of some of Pittsburgh’s most despised moments proves too much for yinzer Alex.
Guess who’s in trouble again? Big Ben is tied up somewhere in Heinz Field and in thirty seconds he will either be blown apart, or further suspended. Jagruber has the unfortunate job of saving the problem-plagued Pro-Bowler, but will Jagruber’s everflowing blonde mullet become a bigger distraction than Ben’s off-field antics?
The Burgh’s most trusted handyman/jagoff finds himself at PNC Park in a life or death situation involving two Pittsburgh icons and only enough time to save one. It won’t be the baseball team that implodes if he doesn’t put down his Irons and get focused, as things are about to blow up faster than Lloyd […]