The words that every Steelers fan fears, Ben Roethlisberger is out and Landry Jones is the starting QB.
Less than an inch, more than just fear!
More elusive than his last few months in office.
They’re out-of-stock, yinz are out of hope.
How will the roads survive without year-round construction?
When the ‘slaw runs out, yinzers will starve.
A documentary gone horribly wrong.
Undead? Or just under the influence?
Sitting there for eternity… or until you park.
Kiss your asphalt goodbye.
The food is to DIE for.
A yinzer’s worst nightmare is when the tunnels are closed!