Design by Benstonium Contributor Alexander Messmer
New Press Secretary’s Qualifications: -Back-to-Back Stanley Cup Champion. -Ate the most hot dogs in history. Period! -America.
Tom Brady touched the Stanley Cup, so I decided to edit Ryan Reynolds into the photo instead. You’re welcome.
A #1 National Bestseller from a Trade Deadline Buyer. “The Art of the Deal” by GM Jim Rutherford
The Kess-Elf on the Shelf watches over the Penguins to make sure the team plays well.
“The Battle of Pennsylvania” at Heinz Field — Saturday February 25th, 2017.