Posts Tagged ‘steeler’

“Clash With The Titans” | Steelers Movie Poster

Thursday, October 11th, 2012

TitansBenstonium has just released its latest Steelers’ movie poster. This week for their Thursday night matchup with the Tennessee Titans, it’s the movie “Clash [With] The Titans”. Click the image to the left to see the full-size movie poster!

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“Steeler Nation Rises” World Premiere

Friday, July 20th, 2012

Benstonium has just released its latest epic sports / movie trailer, in the style of The Dark Knight Rises for the 2012-13 Pittsburgh Steelers. The video is currently released EXCLUSIVELY to our Facebook page fans. If you haven’t already “LIKED” our page, please do so now and check out the epic trailer.  Follow Benstonium on Facebook and Twitter throughout the season to see more amazing Steeler videos!
When the Steel Curtain Comes Down, The Champions Will Rise.

LEAKED Hines Ward Farewell Tribute

Monday, February 13th, 2012

Benstonium Exclusive: A pre-made Hines Ward farewell tribute video was leaked out of the Steelers’ Media Office this past weekend…seems like they knew his fate all along.  As it appears from the video, the Steelers are already preparing for a PR backlash if they decide to release Ward, pushing most of the blame on the future Hall-of-Famer.

Steelers Get Rid of Letter “L”

Saturday, February 11th, 2012

L BREAKING NEWS — Sources say the Steelers have also decided to part ways with the letter “L” in their team name.  After restructuring the contract of the extraneous “H” in Pittsburgh, the team was hopeful that they could reach an agreement to keep the letter “L” for one more season.

“It was a tough decision to get rid of such an integral part of the team, but it was time that we moved on.” says Mike Tomlin, “The L was like the backbone of this team’s name.  He always just rolled off the tongue, and he always provided that extra bit of pronunciation that made saying the name possible.”  A similar move by Kansas City last year nearly ruined the team, and the Chefs [sic] failed to reach the playoffs.

Whether the team will phonetically survive with three consecutive vowels is yet to be seen.   With this decision, the Steeers [sic] have freed up nominal character space in their name.  Whether the letter “L” will be replaced by new text is yet to be decided.  The leadership role of “L” will not easily be filled, though, especially by vowels, or the letters “X”, “Q”, “J” or “W”.

Though this decision is raining unpopular with much of the fan base, Steeers management defends the decision.  “We felt that eight letters was just too much for this team.  But this action is more than just hitting the delete key on the keyboard.  The letter ‘L’ will be remembered and celebrated by this team, at least until the ‘Undo’ actions of the word processor are reset.” 

Steelers “Renegade” Video 2011-12

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Benstonium has just released its version to the fan favorite “Renegade” video played at Heinz Field. The epic Steeler pump-up video includes new footage of big hits and big plays from the current season.

Pittsburgh Steelers / “Immortals” Trailer

Friday, November 4th, 2011

Benstonium has released another epic Steelers movie trailer mash-up just in time for the epic matchup this Sunday against the Baltimore Ravens.  Using the style of the trailer for the upcoming movie Immortals, this video shows the hatred that fuels one of the NFL’s biggest rivalries.  This Sunday, the Steelers will show their most hated foe, the Baltimore Ravens why Steel is Eternal and the Steel Curtain is “Immortal”.

Pittsburgh Steelers / Saw Trailer

Friday, October 28th, 2011

This weekend’s premiere of the next horror film from the Steelers franchise will center around Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady. Will he be able to survive 60 minutes of torture and heart-pounding blitzes?  Find out in the latest Benstonium video combining the Saw movie series with the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Steelers Replace Entire O-Line

Friday, October 7th, 2011

BREAKING PARODY NEWS (Pittsburgh) — This week, in a drastic move to address their offensive line troubles, the Pittsburgh Steelers have decided to replace what is left of their current front five with cardboard cutouts of the respective players.  They anticipate the move will free up $30,000 in cap room per game and provide nearly an equal amount of protection for soon-to-be HoverRound spokeman Ben Roethlisberger.

Ben will now have the assurance of an offensive line that is completely immune to injury, as the Steelers training staff will be (more…)

“Made in the Burgh” Doogie Howser | New Preview

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

The latest installment in the Made in the Burgh series by Benstonium, shows how the TV drama Doogie Howser, M.D. may have played out if Doogie was a die-hard Stiller fan.  Also see a sneak-peek at the next great Burgh parody EXCLUSIVELY on the Benstonium Facebook page, following the Doogie Howser video.

Pittsburgh Steelers / Dark Knight Rises Trailer

Thursday, August 18th, 2011

“The Quarterback Rises” — A New Battle Begins.  A Hero Rises Again. In the latest video by Benstonium, The Pittsburgh Steelers and Ben Roethlisberger become the watchful protectors of a City of Champions in this remake of a trailer for The Dark Knight Rises.  Created by Chris Benson.