Posts Tagged ‘satire’

Editorial: Buccos Promotions / Wins. A Tough Call.

Saturday, August 11th, 2012

Styx An Open Letter To Pirates Ownership

To Whom It May Concern:
As true fans of your beloved organization, we are concerned that with the team’s recent success, there is also the potential for a catastrophic downturn in gameday promotions. With playoff hopes high for the first time in two decades, and on-the-field performance attracting large crowds, the need for post-game concerts, bicentennial-grade firework shows, and running pierogies will decrease significantly. (more…)

LEAKED Hines Ward Farewell Tribute

Monday, February 13th, 2012

Benstonium Exclusive: A pre-made Hines Ward farewell tribute video was leaked out of the Steelers’ Media Office this past weekend…seems like they knew his fate all along.  As it appears from the video, the Steelers are already preparing for a PR backlash if they decide to release Ward, pushing most of the blame on the future Hall-of-Famer.