Posts Tagged ‘joe flags’

Voting in Pittsburgh: A Jagoff’s Guide To Voting

Monday, November 5th, 2012

With the election fast approaching, Benstonium turns it efforts to helping Pittsburghers to avoid voting like a jagoff.  Before yinz head to the polls (not the ones at Erotica), here are a few things to remember as an informed Pittsburgh voter.

NEW Video: “The Cornhole” [The Sandlot Parody]

Saturday, October 6th, 2012

Benstonium has just released their latest Episode of their NEW series The Tailgaters. This week’s episode takes the classic scene from the movie The Sandlot, adds in some Stillers / Eagles fans, and delivers “The Cornhole”. Watch the intrastate insults fly as these two sides gear up for this Sunday’s matchup.

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A Day in the Life of a Pens Fan

Friday, April 13th, 2012

A story inspired by true events…

I was having a rough day. It didn’t start off well since I “Shaved my face with a rusty razor”, so I decided to head out to the local bar. I figured I would “Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek” because I owed him a drink. (more…)

History of the Pens — “The Jag Off to Philly”

Sunday, July 10th, 2011

The first installment of the new Benstonium series, “The History of the Pens”.  In this semi-true account of a fictional meeting between Jaromir Jagr and Coach Bylsma, the highly-sought-after, over-the-hill Czech and his trusty agent Petr Svoboda, listen to the head coach’s argument for why he should play in Pittsburgh.

Benstonium – “Crosby” Music Video

Friday, April 15th, 2011

The music video for the latest parody song “Crosby” by, featuring Shelby Cole, has just been released.  Download the MP3 for only $.99 with proceeds going to the Mario Lemieux Foundation.

Benstonium Parody Song “Crosby”

Monday, April 11th, 2011

The NEW Rebecca Black “Friday” parody song by, featuring Shelby Cole, called “Crosby” has just been released.  The music video will be released this week. Download the MP3 for only $.99 with proceeds going to the Mario Lemieux Foundation.

Pens Withdrawal — “Jay’s Telestrator / Jersey Shore Parody”

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Jay's Telestrator

Yinzers, Guidos and Pens Hockey — In Benstonium HD

With the 2010/11 Penguins season only days away, Benstonium concludes its Pens Withdrawal trilogy with the release of the latest parody “Jay’s Telestrator”(more…)

New Pens Withdrawal Preview — Premieres Monday

Sunday, October 3rd, 2010
New Pens Withdrawal

New Pens Withdrawal

The Yinzers Meet The Guidos
With only days away from the Pens’ season opener the guys are ready to kick their Pens Withdrawal, but Joe think he’s Jay Caufield and tries to “telestrate” an episode of the Jersey Shore.  See the video first by joining the Burghaholics only at

Benstonium on Iron City Posters

Thursday, June 17th, 2010
Iron City Poster

Iron City Poster

The Benstonium Guys are featured in the latest poster by Iron City Brewing, soon to be seen all over tahn! The poster campaign is designed to raise money for the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank. The Benstonium Guys are honored to join a list of notable Pittsburghers in the effort including Scott Blasey from The Clarks, Jim Krenn, Philip Pelusi, and Bubba from Star 100.7. The posters will start hanging up in Pittsburgh bars over the next few weeks!

“Dahn at the ‘Rena”

Monday, May 10th, 2010
Dahn at the Rena

Dahn at the 'Rena

After years of creating parody videos, the guys from recorded their first ever parody song. In a collaboration with recording artist Shelby Cole and local producer Michael Gosnik, the Benstonium guys turned the Black Eyed Peas‘ “I Gotta Feeling” into a Penguins playoff anthem entitled “Dahn at the ‘Rena” (yinzer for “Down at the Arena”). The project began in March, when Benson heard the original version on the radio following a Pens’ game and immediately started turning the song upside dahn.

Special thanks to Shelby Cole for her amazing voice.   When Shelby is first heard in the song, you’re quickly reminded that the Benstonium guys main area of expertise is comedy.  (Again, The Benstonium Guys are not a band!)  Also, props go out to Michael Gosnik for some amazing production and mixing work on the track.  We couldn’t have done it without your skills and your integral background cameo.  Please share the song with your friends and keep it loud throughout this playoff season, and Let’s Go Pens!

Listen To The Song and become a Burghaholic and download the MP3!