VIDEO: Big Ben’s Epic Split

November 21st, 2013 by Benstonium

Ben Roethlisberger performs Jean-Claude Van Damme’s “Epic Split” in the NEW Volvo commercial.

VIDEO: Little Ben’s Press Conference

November 20th, 2013 by Benstonium

Little Ben addresses the media during his weekly press conference. This week’s topics: false rumors, his team’s comeback win, and baby formula.

VIDEO: Big Ben Trade Rumors

November 12th, 2013 by Benstonium

Rumors about Big Ben trade offers go out-of-control in this news report parody.

VIDEO: Upcoming Heinz Field Promotions

November 10th, 2013 by Benstonium

The Steelers and Heinz Field are trying out a series of promotional events they hope will distract fans from how poorly the team is doing. Will these gimmicks give jilted fans a reason to wake up on Sundays?

Halloween Costumes of Pro Athletes Revealed!

October 31st, 2013 by Benstonium

Pumpkin Halloween Costumes of Pro Athletes Revealed!

By DX Traeger (@PolemicLicense)

Each year on October 31, people all over North America dress up in costume for “Halloween,” a holiday that celebrates ghosts, goblins, and popcorn balls (although not necessarily in that order).

Children aren’t the only ones to get in on the costume act: recently, Benstonium’s own cub reporter reviews what the stars of the MLB, NFL, MLB and NHL dressed up as:

Lebron James, NBA superstar: “I’m getting a lot Twitter suggestions from Clevelanders to go as ‘Benedict Arnold.’ I appreciate the suggestions, but I’m not going out dressed like a Nickelodeon show.” Read the rest of this entry »

VIDEO: Coach Tomlin says “Obviously”

October 11th, 2013 by Benstonium

How many times can Coach Tomlin say Obviously in one press conference?  Find out in the latest video by Benstonium!

Pirates Rally Video — In The Air Tonight

October 1st, 2013 by Benstonium

Tonight a Season Rests on One Game.  Tonight, 21 Years of Waiting Ends.  Tonight Is Ours.

Benstonium’s latest rally/pump-up video for the 2013 Pirates’ and their Wild Card Playoff Game against the Reds, set to Phil Collins’ “In The Air Tonight”.  Chills…

Miley Cyrus / Tom Brady Mashup [Goes Viral]

September 18th, 2013 by Benstonium

Benstonium’s shortest video has become his most viewed video. The Miley Cyrus / Tom Brady mashup quickly went viral nationally. In its first 24 hours online, it received over 500,000 views, making it one of the most watched videos on the internet. And all from making fun of Tom Brady.

“Breaking .500″ — Buccos/Breaking Bad

August 29th, 2013 by Benstonium

We’ve waited 20 years.  All bad things must come to an end. After 20 losing seasons, the Pittsburgh Pirates are on the verge of breaking the worst streak in American sports history.  In the style of the TV show Breaking Bad, Benstonium’s latest video “Breaking .500” welcomes the end of a forgettable era in Pittsburgh baseball.

NHL ’94 Replay – Pens vs. Flyers

March 25th, 2013 by Benstonium

Benstonium imagines what it would be like if NHL highlight reels were done in the style of the classic video game NHL ’94.  Here is the replay of last night’s game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Philadelphia Flyers… in 16-bit.