VIDEO: Penguins / Eat’n Park Christmas Tree Parody

December 23rd, 2013 by Benstonium

Pittsburgh Penguins parody of the classic Eat’n Park Christmas Tree commercial.

EXCLUSIVE: Eat’n Park X-Mas Tree [Pens Version]

December 21st, 2013 by Benstonium

A Pittsburgh Penguins remake of the classic Eat N Park Christmas Tree Commercial. See it now before it is released to YouTube / Benstonium.com on Monday!

VIDEO: Little Ben Meets Santa

December 20th, 2013 by Benstonium

The Unofficial Steelers Baby Little Ben meets Santa Claus.

Shawn Thornton Defenders are #BostonWRONG

December 14th, 2013 by Benstonium

Thornton Shawn Thornton Defenders are #BostonWRONG

By DX Traeger (@PolemicLicense)

Boston Bruins fans that defend Shawn Thornton’s actions last Saturday night are #BostonWRONG.

Outraged Bostonians, let me to stop you right there: don’t deflect.

Don’t claim outrage because your beloved #hashtag was usurped and used against one of your own. Read the rest of this entry »

VIDEO: Little Ben’s Thanksgiving

November 27th, 2013 by Benstonium

Little Ben shares what he is thankful for as his team takes on Baltimore.

VIDEO: Big Ben’s Epic Split

November 21st, 2013 by Benstonium

Ben Roethlisberger performs Jean-Claude Van Damme’s “Epic Split” in the NEW Volvo commercial.

VIDEO: Little Ben’s Press Conference

November 20th, 2013 by Benstonium

Little Ben addresses the media during his weekly press conference. This week’s topics: false rumors, his team’s comeback win, and baby formula.

VIDEO: Big Ben Trade Rumors

November 12th, 2013 by Benstonium

Rumors about Big Ben trade offers go out-of-control in this news report parody.

VIDEO: Upcoming Heinz Field Promotions

November 10th, 2013 by Benstonium

The Steelers and Heinz Field are trying out a series of promotional events they hope will distract fans from how poorly the team is doing. Will these gimmicks give jilted fans a reason to wake up on Sundays?

Halloween Costumes of Pro Athletes Revealed!

October 31st, 2013 by Benstonium

Pumpkin Halloween Costumes of Pro Athletes Revealed!

By DX Traeger (@PolemicLicense)

Each year on October 31, people all over North America dress up in costume for “Halloween,” a holiday that celebrates ghosts, goblins, and popcorn balls (although not necessarily in that order).

Children aren’t the only ones to get in on the costume act: recently, Benstonium’s own cub reporter reviews what the stars of the MLB, NFL, MLB and NHL dressed up as:

Lebron James, NBA superstar: “I’m getting a lot Twitter suggestions from Clevelanders to go as ‘Benedict Arnold.’ I appreciate the suggestions, but I’m not going out dressed like a Nickelodeon show.” Read the rest of this entry »