Archive for October, 2011

Pittsburgh Steelers / Saw Trailer

Friday, October 28th, 2011

This weekend’s premiere of the next horror film from the Steelers franchise will center around Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady. Will he be able to survive 60 minutes of torture and heart-pounding blitzes?  Find out in the latest Benstonium video combining the Saw movie series with the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Arron Asham Skittles Commercial

Saturday, October 15th, 2011

Pens forward Arron Asham stars in this NEW commercial by Skittles.  It makes you wonder, what the f#$@ were the Skittles marketing people (and Jay Beagle) thinking.

Imported from Pittsburgh | 2011 Pens Video

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

Imported from Pittsburgh.  Made of Steel. Using the concept of ads from Chrysler, which boast their products being “Imported From Detroit”, this new pump-up video from Benstonium shows that, like the 2011 Penguins, it’s much better to be Imported from Pittsburgh.

Steelers Replace Entire O-Line

Friday, October 7th, 2011


BREAKING PARODY NEWS (Pittsburgh) — This week, in a drastic move to address their offensive line troubles, the Pittsburgh Steelers have decided to replace what is left of their current front five with cardboard cutouts of the respective players.  They anticipate the move will free up $30,000 in cap room per game and provide nearly an equal amount of protection for soon-to-be HoverRound spokeman Ben Roethlisberger.

Ben will now have the assurance of an offensive line that is completely immune to injury, as the Steelers training staff will be (more…)

Steeler Matters Parody

Thursday, October 6th, 2011

Benstonium releases its first TGIF based parody with the Steelers themed Family Matters spoof.  A group of 53 men try to coexist in a City of Steel on their way to a 7th Super Bowl.  With a zany cast of characters, Steeler Matters promises to warm your hearts and fill your homes with laughter and love on a weekly basis.  In this week’s episode, Hines borrows the family car and gets more than he bargained for.  Ben finds a new love interest and sparks fly.  Airs Sun. 1PM EST part of the T.G.I.S. Lineup (Thank God It’s Sunday).