This weekend’s premiere of the next horror film from the Steelers franchise will center around Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady. Will he be able to survive 60 minutes of torture and heart-pounding blitzes? Find out in the latest Benstonium video combining the Saw movie series with the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Archive for October, 2011
BREAKING PARODY NEWS (Pittsburgh) — This week, in a drastic move to address their offensive line troubles, the Pittsburgh Steelers have decided to replace what is left of their current front five with cardboard cutouts of the respective players. They anticipate the move will free up $30,000 in cap room per game and provide nearly an equal amount of protection for soon-to-be HoverRound spokeman Ben Roethlisberger.
Ben will now have the assurance of an offensive line that is completely immune to injury, as the Steelers training staff will be (more…)
Benstonium releases its first TGIF based parody with the Steelers themed Family Matters spoof. A group of 53 men try to coexist in a City of Steel on their way to a 7th Super Bowl. With a zany cast of characters, Steeler Matters promises to warm your hearts and fill your homes with laughter and love on a weekly basis. In this week’s episode, Hines borrows the family car and gets more than he bargained for. Ben finds a new love interest and sparks fly. Airs Sun. 1PM EST part of the T.G.I.S. Lineup (Thank God It’s Sunday).