Archive for September, 2011

“Chuck Noll Way” Top Choice For Burgh

Friday, September 30th, 2011

BREAKING NEWS (Pittsburgh) — This morning, the new Chuck Noll Way was unveiled on the Pittsburgh’s North Shore running parallel to Art Rooney Way and Tony Dorsett Drive. This was the city’s top choice for honorary roadway with runners-up including the Santonio Holmes Highway, The Kordell Stewart Bi-Pass [sic], The Roger Goodell Toll Road, and Bungals Drive, which has been astonishingly stopped in all directions leading into Pittsburgh since it was built. The ceremony was delayed as all traffic at the Jeff Reed Intersection was diverted wide left. This is the first honorarily named route since The Polamalu Interchange, a stretch of interstate with a No Passing Zone that leads unsuspecting drivers to it’s inexplicable and often fatal dead-end.

Sidney Crosby Comeback 101 w/ Prof. Ben Stonium

Monday, September 12th, 2011

There has been so much cloudy information regarding the return of Pens captain Sidney Crosby over the past 9 months, the fans are starting to get a headache. This educational video by Professor Stonium and his assistant Mr. Brain will help clear up some of the dizzying rumors.