NHL ’94 Replay – Pens vs. Flyers

Benstonium — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:14:59 +0000

Benstonium imagines what it would be like if NHL highlight reels were done in the style of the classic video game NHL '94. Here is the replay of last night's game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Philadelphia Flyers... in 16-bit.

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Penguins vs. Flyers, “The New Cold War”

Benstonium — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 19:09:18 +0000

Who would you root for: the Flyers, or the Russians? If the Flyers and Soviets played again like at the height of the Cold War, I’d root for the Soviets, because "F" the Flyers. There’s nothing more American than hating Philadelphia.

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“1975 Syndrome” — Flyers’ Disease WARNING

Benstonium — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 15:00:56 +0000

On Wednesday, officials at the Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta issued a warning about a new and dangerous ailment afflicting Flyers fans.

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Hossa to Staal: An Open Letter

Benstonium — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 23:33:50 +0000

Dear Jordan, I know we only played 32 games as teammates on the Pittsburgh Penguins in 2008, but I would like to try and help you fulfill your former-Penguin superstar potential.

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Face of the NHL: Crosby/Ovechkin

Benstonium — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:02:44 +0000

When the league brass at the NHL offices in Toronto sat down to choose a player to serve as the face of the NHL, their decision was simple: Alexander Ovechkin scores goals, but Sidney Crosby scores goals and doesn't look like a mutant.

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How To Replace Ray Lewis

DXTraeger — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 19:35:14 +0000

Will patching up the gaping wound in Baltimore's defense left by recent retiree Ray Lewis be an easy/legal task for Ravens' GM?

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Gameday Posters — ON SALE NOW

Benstonium — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 17:04:07 +0000

Benstonium has just released its latest Gameday Poster, "It's a Hockey Night in Pittsburgh" for tonight's game. You can now order this and other EPIC 24"x36"Gameday Posters for only $11.99 each. Click the image to the left and order yours today! You can see more great Pittsburgh sports content on our Facebook page!

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Gameday Poster – Armageddon

Benstonium — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:32:30 +0000

Another EPIC Gameday Poster for the 2012-13 Pittsburgh Steelers. With the end of the season approaching, and rumors of the end of the world, it's time to fight like there's no tomorrow. See the Armageddon movie poster for this weekend's matchup against the Bengals! You can see more great Pittsburgh sports content on our Facebook [...]

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A Charlie Batch Christmas

Benstonium — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:26:32 +0000

With the playoffs approaching and the Steelers losing hope, Charlie Batch tries to find the true meaning of the season in this animated parody of the classic Charlie Brown Christmas Special.

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“Benwatch” | Roethlisberger/Baywatch Parody

Benstonium — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 13:26:22 +0000

Benstonium has just released its latest mashup for the 2012 Pittsburgh Steelers. A Pittsburgh Steelers remix of the opening credit sequence to Baywatch starring Ben Roethlisberger, his offensive line, and the 2012-13 Steelers.

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