Archive for the ‘pens’ Category

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Dan Bylsma Resigns as Pens Coach

Wednesday, May 14th, 2014

EXCLUSIVE: In a shocking turn of events following last night’s elimination to the Rangers, Dan Bylsma announces his resignation as head coach of the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Click Here to See the Full-Length EXCLUSIVE VIDEO

VIDEO: Penguins / Eat’n Park Christmas Tree Parody

Monday, December 23rd, 2013

Pittsburgh Penguins parody of the classic Eat’n Park Christmas Tree commercial.

EXCLUSIVE: Eat’n Park X-Mas Tree [Pens Version]

Saturday, December 21st, 2013

A Pittsburgh Penguins remake of the classic Eat N Park Christmas Tree Commercial. See it now before it is released to YouTube / Benstonium.com on Monday!

Shawn Thornton Defenders are #BostonWRONG

Saturday, December 14th, 2013

Thornton Shawn Thornton Defenders are #BostonWRONG

By DX Traeger (@PolemicLicense)

Boston Bruins fans that defend Shawn Thornton’s actions last Saturday night are #BostonWRONG.

Outraged Bostonians, let me to stop you right there: don’t deflect.

Don’t claim outrage because your beloved #hashtag was usurped and used against one of your own. (more…)

NHL ’94 Replay – Pens vs. Flyers

Monday, March 25th, 2013

Benstonium imagines what it would be like if NHL highlight reels were done in the style of the classic video game NHL ’94.  Here is the replay of last night’s game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Philadelphia Flyers… in 16-bit.

Penguins vs. Flyers, “The New Cold War”

Sunday, March 24th, 2013

1975 Syndrome Penguins vs. Flyers – The New Cold War

By DX Traeger (@PolemicLicense)

Who would you root for: the Flyers, or the Russians?

Of course I, like every hockey fan outside of Philadelphia, hate the Flyers. When I attended the 2011 Winter Classic between the Penguins and the Capitals, our rival fanbases could agree on nothing…until someone started a “F-THE-FLYERS!” chant, and all 68,111 fans joined in unison. (more…)

“1975 Syndrome” — Flyers’ Disease WARNING

Wednesday, March 6th, 2013

1975 Syndrome CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

By DX Traeger (@PolemicLicense)

ATLANTA – On Wednesday, officials at the Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta issued a warning about a new and dangerous ailment.

“In addition to the standard flu and norovirus outbreaks that hospitals and physicians typically deal with, a disease known as PH1975 has been rapidly spreading throughout the greater Philadelphia area,” said Dr. D. Kasparaitis. (more…)

Face of the NHL: Crosby/Ovechkin

Thursday, February 7th, 2013

Sid or Ovi The Face of the NHL: Crosby or Ovechkin

Ever since their rookie seasons, NHL superstars Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin have waged a fierce and often-times personal battle to be number one.  Despite their mutual successes, when the league brass at the NHL offices in Toronto sat down to choose a player to serve as the face of the NHL, their decision was simple: Alexander Ovechkin scores goals, but Sidney Crosby scores goals and doesn’t look like a mutant.

These two bitter rivals will once again face-off in Pittsburgh, less than 48-hours after the Penguins captain took a puck to the face. Throughout his career, Crosby has overcome head-rattling concussions and teeth-shattering collisions, so Pens coach Dan Bylsma is confident that his star will once again bounce back. (more…)

Shero’s Landmark Decision: Crosby Stays

Thursday, June 28th, 2012

Crosby In a landmark decision today, Sidney Crosby’s tenure in Pittsburgh was upheld by Ray Shero with a 12-year, $104.4 million contract. With only one more year remaining on his contract, fear was mounting that #87′s time with the Pens would be repealed. (more…)

Pittsburgh Penguins Google Ad

Friday, April 27th, 2012

Benstonium just released this parody of the latest commercial for Google Chrome, where instead of a guy apologizing to his girlfriend, it’s the Penguins apologizing to the city of Pittsburgh. This video hopes to take some of the sting out of the Penguins crushing Playoff defeat.