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How to Play Against Your Former Team: an Open Letter from Marian Hossa to Jordan Staal.
By DX Traeger (@PolemicLicense)
I know we only played 32 games as teammates on the Pittsburgh Penguins in 2008, but I would like to try and help you fulfill your former-Penguin superstar potential. (more…)
The winner of the Hines Ward Collectible Artwork created by Christopher Nix is Brian Hennessy. Congratulations Brian and thanks to everyone for sharing their amazing Hines Ward memories/moments. Stay tuned for more contests from Benstonium.com!
The latest installment in the Made in the Burgh series by Benstonium, shows how the TV drama Doogie Howser, M.D. may have played out if Doogie was a die-hard Stiller fan. Also see a sneak-peek at the next great Burgh parody EXCLUSIVELY on the Benstonium Facebook page, following the Doogie Howser video.
The first installment of the new Benstonium series, “The History of the Pens”. In this semi-true account of a fictional meeting between Jaromir Jagr and Coach Bylsma, the highly-sought-after, over-the-hill Czech and his trusty agent Petr Svoboda, listen to the head coach’s argument for why he should play in Pittsburgh.
Benstonium.com is currently testing a Mobile version of the website. Stay tuned!
JAGRUBER Premiering This Monday, Sept. 13
Benstonium is about to release the long awaited parody to SNL’s MacGruber skits entitled Jagruber. Jagruber, the Burgh’s most trusted handyman/jagoff will be officially introduced to the world Monday, September 13th and you can be the first to see it. Join the Burghaholics to get first access to the new video on Monday.
In the first video of the series, bombs are strapped to two Pittsburgh icons but Jagruber only has enough time to save one. Check out a preview of Jagruber by clicking the picture to the left yinz jags!
Today, Monday February 22nd, the NEW Benstonium.com is officially launched!