Archive for March, 2012

Tebow Does as Ward Does, Retires.

Tuesday, March 20th, 2012

BREAKING NEWS (Denver) — In a surprising move today, Tim Tebow has retired from the Denver Broncos. His decision came moments after Hines Ward announced his retirement from the Pittsburgh Steelers earlier today.  After seeing the unselfish act of loyalty that Hines displayed, the flash-in-the-pan quarterback admitted to having a revelation:  “Hines Ward sacrificed his career so the Steelers’ sins of not resigning him would be forgiven.  For me to sign with another team would be blasphemy!”

Tebow admits to first becoming a devout follower of Hines during his championship run on Dancing With The Stars(more…)

Benstonium St. Patrick’s Day Contest

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

Benstonium now has an Official spot in the 2012 St. Patrick’s Day Parade and we want you to join us!  We are selecting One Lucky Yinzer (and guest) to march with us this Saturday.

To enter, click the Shamrock and tell us why you deserve to march with your favorite jagoffs from Benstonium on the contest page.  The winner will also receive an amazing Irish artwork entitled “Luck of the Irish” by Christopher Nix.  You can see more of his work at  Good luck yinz guys!

Hines Ward Artwork Winner…

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012

The winner of the Hines Ward Collectible Artwork created by Christopher Nix is Brian Hennessy. Congratulations Brian and thanks to everyone for sharing their amazing Hines Ward memories/moments.  Stay tuned for more contests from!