Archive for February, 2012

LEAKED Hines Ward Farewell Tribute

Monday, February 13th, 2012

Benstonium Exclusive: A pre-made Hines Ward farewell tribute video was leaked out of the Steelers’ Media Office this past weekend…seems like they knew his fate all along.  As it appears from the video, the Steelers are already preparing for a PR backlash if they decide to release Ward, pushing most of the blame on the future Hall-of-Famer.

Steelers Get Rid of Letter “L”

Saturday, February 11th, 2012

L BREAKING NEWS — Sources say the Steelers have also decided to part ways with the letter “L” in their team name.  After restructuring the contract of the extraneous “H” in Pittsburgh, the team was hopeful that they could reach an agreement to keep the letter “L” for one more season.

“It was a tough decision to get rid of such an integral part of the team, but it was time that we moved on.” says Mike Tomlin, “The L was like the backbone of this team’s name.  He always just rolled off the tongue, and he always provided that extra bit of pronunciation that made saying the name possible.”  A similar move by Kansas City last year nearly ruined the team, and the Chefs [sic] failed to reach the playoffs.

Whether the team will phonetically survive with three consecutive vowels is yet to be seen.   With this decision, the Steeers [sic] have freed up nominal character space in their name.  Whether the letter “L” will be replaced by new text is yet to be decided.  The leadership role of “L” will not easily be filled, though, especially by vowels, or the letters “X”, “Q”, “J” or “W”.

Though this decision is raining unpopular with much of the fan base, Steeers management defends the decision.  “We felt that eight letters was just too much for this team.  But this action is more than just hitting the delete key on the keyboard.  The letter ‘L’ will be remembered and celebrated by this team, at least until the ‘Undo’ actions of the word processor are reset.” 

“My Trip to the Super Bowl”

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

A fun-filled trip to the Super Bowl with Dad, retold by 8 year old Bobby S. for his 3rd grade glass in this stop-motion parody video by

2 Million Views / Penguin Tickets Contest

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Benstonium has reached the 2 Million views mark!  To celebrate this achievement, will be giving back to the fans who made this milestone possible.  Benstonium will be giving away 2 tickets to an upcoming Pittsburgh Penguin game to its honorary 2 Millionth viewer.  All you have to do to enter is watch a Benstonium video on their new Facebook video page and click one of the social media links after it’s finished.  Simple.  When the contest entry period concludes on February 22nd (2-22-12), one winner will be selected.  Thank you fans for your loyalty over the years!
See Official Rules Page for Contest Details